Worst Songs of the Year

This was a ripe year for horrible music, but these few made the cut for SOTBs 10 worst of 2009...

10. Jadakiss - Who's Real: Jadakiss' take on if your happy and you know it...the anthem for every person out there who exists. Clap your hands for the 10th worst song of the year.



9. Andy Samberg ft. T-Pain: I'm on a Boat: I know, I know this shouldn't be on the list because it's a joke song and is intentionally trying to be bad. But its uber popularity and overplaying by college djs made this song real, real bad. *Additionally, since I can not put every autotune song on here, this song will represent what was the worst genre/technology of the year. Thanks T-Pain.



8. Pitbull - Hotel Room: he just annoys me, learn English already (same goes to you Sean Kingston).



7. Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne - Down: Specifically Lil' Wayne's verse, the only thing that saved this song from being further 'Down' was Notas remake on NBC's Sing Off (See previous SOTB SOTD's).



6. Mitchell Musso (the shaggy looking kid from Hannah Montana) - Hey: I know most of you never heard this song, or even of this Disney Channel Superstar!, but seriously tolerate this for as long as you can and you will see how deserving it is to win this years coveted 6 spot for worst song of the year. All because you are on a show on Disney Channel does not make you a singer, or even the slightest bit talented.



5. Those 4 (there might be even be more) Britney Spears Songs that sound exactly the same: I never have an idea if I'm hearing Brit count, being on someones radar, looking for some chick named amy, or wanting more. All I know is these songs are all equally obnoxious and combine to win the 5 spot. Please click below to hear the word 'Womanizer' repeated several hundred times (this one might of came out at the end of last year, but you get the point).




4. Jonas Brothers ft. Common - Don't Charge Me For The Crime: This song is just horrible. What the heck was Common thinking. Fast forward to 36 seconds for one of the worst sounds you will ever hear.



3. Lil' Wayne - Prom Queen: Terribly bad year for Weezy F. who decided to stray from rapping in this rocky mess that sounds like he recorded it in his basement with the I-Am-Tpain Ipod app.



2. Eminem - We Made You: Just an obnoxious song. But at least Ems not talking about his drug addicted mother, or getting raped by his step dad in this one (he's just threatening other obnoxious people). The woman's voice in this is piercing.



1. Jah Cure ft. Lil' Wayne - I'm Yours Remix: Some of the worst rhymes I've ever heard for some reason spoken over an already overplayed Jason Mraz song. First Lil' Wayne babbles some incoherent mumbo jumbo that has nothing to do with anything...something along the lines of..."You had my chain, you bared my name, then we had champagne", then this Jah Cure fella starts singing about the seasons changing. This is the worst song of the year.



*a big congratulations to lady gaga for somehow not making my list
**additional shout outs go to Cobra Starship, Flo Rida, Shakira and her newly found man voice, and Soulja Boy...thanks for making the best part of the radio the commercials