Creed never sounded so good...
12.31.2009
12.24.2009
See This Movie: Neseli Hayat
Turkish Muslims have made their first Christmas movie...and I'm not giving it a c'mon man, it actually looks kinda funny and it's too bad Hollywood didn't think of it first (Paul Blart: Mall Santa?)...also, Turkey looks like they have some pretty nice malls...Merry Christmas from me and Turkish Santa...
12.23.2009
Worst Songs of the Year
This was a ripe year for horrible music, but these few made the cut for SOTBs 10 worst of 2009...
10. Jadakiss - Who's Real: Jadakiss' take on if your happy and you know it...the anthem for every person out there who exists. Clap your hands for the 10th worst song of the year.
9. Andy Samberg ft. T-Pain: I'm on a Boat: I know, I know this shouldn't be on the list because it's a joke song and is intentionally trying to be bad. But its uber popularity and overplaying by college djs made this song real, real bad. *Additionally, since I can not put every autotune song on here, this song will represent what was the worst genre/technology of the year. Thanks T-Pain.
8. Pitbull - Hotel Room: he just annoys me, learn English already (same goes to you Sean Kingston).
7. Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne - Down: Specifically Lil' Wayne's verse, the only thing that saved this song from being further 'Down' was Notas remake on NBC's Sing Off (See previous SOTB SOTD's).
6. Mitchell Musso (the shaggy looking kid from Hannah Montana) - Hey: I know most of you never heard this song, or even of this Disney Channel Superstar!, but seriously tolerate this for as long as you can and you will see how deserving it is to win this years coveted 6 spot for worst song of the year. All because you are on a show on Disney Channel does not make you a singer, or even the slightest bit talented.
5. Those 4 (there might be even be more) Britney Spears Songs that sound exactly the same: I never have an idea if I'm hearing Brit count, being on someones radar, looking for some chick named amy, or wanting more. All I know is these songs are all equally obnoxious and combine to win the 5 spot. Please click below to hear the word 'Womanizer' repeated several hundred times (this one might of came out at the end of last year, but you get the point).
4. Jonas Brothers ft. Common - Don't Charge Me For The Crime: This song is just horrible. What the heck was Common thinking. Fast forward to 36 seconds for one of the worst sounds you will ever hear.
3. Lil' Wayne - Prom Queen: Terribly bad year for Weezy F. who decided to stray from rapping in this rocky mess that sounds like he recorded it in his basement with the I-Am-Tpain Ipod app.
2. Eminem - We Made You: Just an obnoxious song. But at least Ems not talking about his drug addicted mother, or getting raped by his step dad in this one (he's just threatening other obnoxious people). The woman's voice in this is piercing.
1. Jah Cure ft. Lil' Wayne - I'm Yours Remix: Some of the worst rhymes I've ever heard for some reason spoken over an already overplayed Jason Mraz song. First Lil' Wayne babbles some incoherent mumbo jumbo that has nothing to do with anything...something along the lines of..."You had my chain, you bared my name, then we had champagne", then this Jah Cure fella starts singing about the seasons changing. This is the worst song of the year.
*a big congratulations to lady gaga for somehow not making my list
**additional shout outs go to Cobra Starship, Flo Rida, Shakira and her newly found man voice, and Soulja Boy...thanks for making the best part of the radio the commercials
10. Jadakiss - Who's Real: Jadakiss' take on if your happy and you know it...the anthem for every person out there who exists. Clap your hands for the 10th worst song of the year.
9. Andy Samberg ft. T-Pain: I'm on a Boat: I know, I know this shouldn't be on the list because it's a joke song and is intentionally trying to be bad. But its uber popularity and overplaying by college djs made this song real, real bad. *Additionally, since I can not put every autotune song on here, this song will represent what was the worst genre/technology of the year. Thanks T-Pain.
8. Pitbull - Hotel Room: he just annoys me, learn English already (same goes to you Sean Kingston).
7. Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne - Down: Specifically Lil' Wayne's verse, the only thing that saved this song from being further 'Down' was Notas remake on NBC's Sing Off (See previous SOTB SOTD's).
6. Mitchell Musso (the shaggy looking kid from Hannah Montana) - Hey: I know most of you never heard this song, or even of this Disney Channel Superstar!, but seriously tolerate this for as long as you can and you will see how deserving it is to win this years coveted 6 spot for worst song of the year. All because you are on a show on Disney Channel does not make you a singer, or even the slightest bit talented.
5. Those 4 (there might be even be more) Britney Spears Songs that sound exactly the same: I never have an idea if I'm hearing Brit count, being on someones radar, looking for some chick named amy, or wanting more. All I know is these songs are all equally obnoxious and combine to win the 5 spot. Please click below to hear the word 'Womanizer' repeated several hundred times (this one might of came out at the end of last year, but you get the point).
4. Jonas Brothers ft. Common - Don't Charge Me For The Crime: This song is just horrible. What the heck was Common thinking. Fast forward to 36 seconds for one of the worst sounds you will ever hear.
3. Lil' Wayne - Prom Queen: Terribly bad year for Weezy F. who decided to stray from rapping in this rocky mess that sounds like he recorded it in his basement with the I-Am-Tpain Ipod app.
2. Eminem - We Made You: Just an obnoxious song. But at least Ems not talking about his drug addicted mother, or getting raped by his step dad in this one (he's just threatening other obnoxious people). The woman's voice in this is piercing.
1. Jah Cure ft. Lil' Wayne - I'm Yours Remix: Some of the worst rhymes I've ever heard for some reason spoken over an already overplayed Jason Mraz song. First Lil' Wayne babbles some incoherent mumbo jumbo that has nothing to do with anything...something along the lines of..."You had my chain, you bared my name, then we had champagne", then this Jah Cure fella starts singing about the seasons changing. This is the worst song of the year.
*a big congratulations to lady gaga for somehow not making my list
**additional shout outs go to Cobra Starship, Flo Rida, Shakira and her newly found man voice, and Soulja Boy...thanks for making the best part of the radio the commercials
12.22.2009
Song of the Day
here's what 300 french students with a ton of free time can accomplish...pretty great...
here's some more stop motion for the heck of it...
here's some more stop motion for the heck of it...
12.21.2009
Song of the Day
congrats to Nota on winning the questionable fan vote and being crowned nbc's sing off champions...definitely worth a SOTB SOTD...but NBC Nick Lachay the host? C'mon man!
12.18.2009
Badass of the Day: Yiu Bolin
amazing artist disappears into his work...
here's some of his other work, really ridiculous...sorry about the song, and hes not in the last picture, the kid who made the vid is just being annoying
here's some of his other work, really ridiculous...sorry about the song, and hes not in the last picture, the kid who made the vid is just being annoying
Song of the Day
Dear SOTBs Jewish readers, to celebrate the last night of the festival of lights, here's the great Neil Diamond doing the Hannukah song, enjoy your latkes...happy holidays from the bowl...
12.17.2009
12.16.2009
C'mon Man: Israeli Border Patrol
Israeli border patrol shot up this slightly annoying American girls Macbook as she was traveling from Egypt to Israel. I guess Israel is a PC. These guys literally shot the suspicious computer, with their guns, 3 times! C'mon man! All that comes to my mind is the scene from Zoolander...Happy Hanukkah!
12.15.2009
12.14.2009
12.13.2009
12.12.2009
Badass of the Day: Nick Swardson
Comedy Central is giving Nick Swardson his own show to do whatever he wants...here's what can be expected...
this came out a few years back but one can assume that gay robot will be a focal point of what should be one of the funniest shows of 2010.
this came out a few years back but one can assume that gay robot will be a focal point of what should be one of the funniest shows of 2010.
12.11.2009
Song of the Day
A TV channel in Estonia, yes Estonia, like the country, made this little spot showing what the Simpsons opening scene would look like in the Estonian old country...
12.07.2009
C'mon Man: Masturbating in Dorm Bathrooms
So apparently the University of Michigan is trying to stop their sexually repressed students from self appreciation in group bathrooms. The University is trying to save their pipes but don't realize the negative effects these measures have on their students pipes. C'mon man put the students first! I can't wait to see how this is enforced. Hidden cameras? Semen sniffing dogs? I would love to hear a story of someone getting busted while, well....(fill in the blank, SOTB is child friendly). It seems like all this is going to do is cut down on the number of showers students take, because really, how many college kids shower just to get clean.
12.05.2009
C'mon Man: The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It
This is sad. I don't know if this is real or not (I hope not, but it has an imdb page), but this is a disaster/epic movie-esque parody of Judd Apatow/actually funny movies. C'mon man. What's next a parody of parody movies, but hey that might actually be kinda funny. If I could find a bright spot in this waste of time that could have been written by 12 year olds taking jokes in funny movies one step too far...I know everyone has a friend that looks like Jonah Hill, but the kid in the movie is pretty dam close, he even made his own movie called "Destroying Jonah Hill" (unfortunately the trailer was too bad to post, I guess not every pudgy kid with a jewfro can be funny). That's all I got. Watch this mess of a mock of all things funny, and hey it might even make you laugh, but so do fat people falling and singing Asians (if you are loyal SOTB readers), but noones making a movie out of them (yet).
12.04.2009
Badass of the Day: Will Arnett
Will Arnett and David Cross in this new British comedy, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret...just the opening clip, the whole episode is not available in America, as far as I know...looks hilarious, come to America please
12.03.2009
Badass of the Day: Quentin Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino being hilarious in a real Japanese commercial. I guess its for some sort of dog speakers, its only natural for them to make talking dog speakers since their real dogs actually speak.
Badass of the Day: Chris Cooley
SOTB didn't want to post anything on the whole Tiger (cheetah) Woods situation, just did not want to get involved. And c'mon man to all these internet people making viral videos out of it, every god dam thing does not need hundreds of viral videos, yes i'm talking to you, guy who slow jam remixed tigers voicemail to his mistress, and you, guy who autotune remixed said voicemail (enough with the autotuning, make something original). However, SOTBs 2009 most badassed badass of the day Chris Cooley has put out this video relating to the whole Tiger situation and it must be posted.
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