C'mon Man: 911 Sexline

In one of the most ridiculous stories ever, this dude used 911 as a sexline in hopes of finding some action. This guy, who obviously watched one too many of those policewoman stripper pornos, made sexual comments to a 911 operator and then asked to meet up with her for a sweet lovemaking sesh. He said he was out of minutes on his phone and 911 was the only number he could call, and that he was very horny. I wish I could have made this up. This blankfaced creepy looking guy (who could resist that face) was thrown in the slammer and now may be getting some slightly different action than expected.