11.24.2009

C'mon Man: Guy Marries Video Game Character

Some japanese guy who goes by Sal9000 has married Nene Anegasaki, his nintendo ds video game girlfriend. No she is not a person playing as a character like in world of warcraft or those other role playing games, that would be much more normal. He actually married the character in the game, the actual thousands of lines of code that creates the cartoon woman. C'mon man, you married a cartoon character, I don't care how hot she was drawn. I mean I've always had a thing for princess peach, heck I've spent years trying to rescue her from bowser's castle, but this is ridiculous. He really married her. They had a real wedding and people came. Also, c'mon man on this video with the flying japanese letters and random characters on the screen, stop brainwashing us japanese government. Anyway, well I hope they're happy together, congrats guy...

Badass of the Day: Matt Stafford

really just love the song...but stafford is becoming a man

11.22.2009

Badass of the Day: Jerry Ferrara

2nd episode of the 'gentleman's league'...great nfl cameos

Song of the Day

not a big snl guy but this song kills me...

11.19.2009

Song of the Day

Jason Segel...call him if you need him

Song of the Day

the chicago bulls rockin' songs from the 80's for a fake infomercial thing...joakim noah is a regular rick springfield...

11.18.2009

Badass of the Day: Zach Galifianakis

NEW BETWEEN TWO FERNS...with conan o'brien...love these so much i'm posting before watching

Bathroom Related Material

great billboard

11.17.2009

C'mon Man: 911 Sexline

In one of the most ridiculous stories ever, this dude used 911 as a sexline in hopes of finding some action. This guy, who obviously watched one too many of those policewoman stripper pornos, made sexual comments to a 911 operator and then asked to meet up with her for a sweet lovemaking sesh. He said he was out of minutes on his phone and 911 was the only number he could call, and that he was very horny. I wish I could have made this up. This blankfaced creepy looking guy (who could resist that face) was thrown in the slammer and now may be getting some slightly different action than expected.

Song of the Day: David Choi

the newest david choi...hes great and oddly entertaining

Song of the Day

this obnoxious song has now won SOTBs SOTD 3 times (first time for this obnoxious woman)...people need to stop being so dam creative with it...this is pretty amazing...once again, every girls friday night facebook status...

11.16.2009

Badass of the Day: Matt Berry

Found this gem on aziz ansari's blog. Have to check out some of the other stuff this guy has done, but this is from his show snuff box.

11.15.2009

Badass of the Day: Jared Allen

this guy pretty much defines badass...he likes to party with two r's...watch this hilarity if you enjoy football and/or humor...and yes this is the first time SOTB 'went to jared'

11.14.2009

Badass of the Day: Jerry Ferrara

great fantasy football show entourage's jerry ferrara and his friend and fellow actor max greenfield (starred as a young sandy cohen in an episode of the OC, but seriously, hes pretty funny) put together...some great nfl player cameos and interviews...fx should take notes

11.13.2009

Badass of the Day: Vladimir Putin

russias prime minister and apparent party animal gets down at a russian hip hop and breakdancing party...i would love to go to a concert with this guy...

11.12.2009

Badass of the Day: Brent Celek

eagles TE brent celek does the captain morgan pose after his score last sunday...it was supposedly for some charity thing that captain morgan was setting up but didnt launch yet...they were going to donate 10gs for every captain morgan pose performed during games...the nfl banned the 'morgan' and future posers will be heavily fined

11.09.2009

Song of the Day

a must watch for all Community fans *and perverts/sex offenders (registered or otherwise)
Donald Glover from Community and his comedy group Derrick Comedy are coming out/came out with a movie called Mystery Team (trailer below, looks hilarious but I have no idea what it's about)...this video is a viral video they made to promote the movie, without it having any thing to do with the movie...

C'mon Man: Attending Own Funeral

It's always interesting to think what the turnout would be like for your funeral, well this guy got a first hand look. A Brazilian man taken for dead decided to pop in for his own funeral. Dude was out getting drunk while his family was misidentifying a dead corpse. He didn't bother telling them before the funeral so he just decided to show up, I blame the hangover, he probably felt worse than the guy in the casket anyway. The best part is some of the funeral attendees, who obviously have watched one too many south american zombie movie, attempted to jump out of the window when the dead man walking entered the room.

READ THE ARTICLE HERE

11.07.2009

Song of the Day

probably the most SOTB appropriate song ever posted...

11.05.2009

Badass of the Day: Always Sunny Cast

well every thursday they all really can win SOTB BAOTD...but here's a hilarious video from the real dicktowel.com. go order your dicktowels now. Funny Functional and Sexual!

City on the Bowl

As promised, SOTB (myself) attended and auditioned to be a 'Charmin Ambassador', a 6 week stint as a bathroom attendant and blogger in midtown Manhattan (see a few posts below). Although that description did not sound very glamorous at all, over 500 semi-human money starved individuals showed up to 'try out' for the gig in front of casting crews and video cameras. SOTB was awarded a kinda sorta call back card, meaning there may be some shot of your favorite bathroom related blog having even more bathroom relevance. Unfortunately, SOTB did not bring cameras to the event, which featured hundreds of weirdos, 'actors', potentially homeless, and costumed people. Top costumes goes to a couple dressed in elaborate superhero of the toilet outfits that looked like they were made by the costume department of Spiderman 3. For more information on the hilarious event, read here.

^ did not see this woman, but wish i did

11.02.2009

Song of the Day

oh, oh, ah, oh...

Badass of the Day: James Franco

great guy...

Badass of the Day: The Ultimate Warrior

this dude was nuts...never seen a grown man growl this much...and arsenio is trying to really interview him

Song of the Day

the office's new viral video (sorry for lateness on this one, constipation)...the chicks are kinda funny but the nard-dog kills it. bj novak great too...too bad stanley didn't drop a verse