10.27.2009

C'mon Man: World Series Ticket Prostitute

This self proclaimed 'buxom blonde' put out a craigslist ad soliciting sexual favors for tickets to watch her beloved Phillies play in the world series. C'mon man...if you want to solicit yourself for sex on craigslist everyone knows you can't barter. Craigslist prostitutes are cash only! Asking to swap sex for tickets was completely unprofessional and a dead give away to the lackadaisical police that monitor craigslist and get paid off by pro pimps. So this diehard phils phan will now have to watch the game from the slammer...and too bad she didn't know ryan howard was into buxxomy ladies, she could have avoided craigslist all together.

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