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i want to be his best friend

C'mon Man: World Series Ticket Prostitute

This self proclaimed 'buxom blonde' put out a craigslist ad soliciting sexual favors for tickets to watch her beloved Phillies play in the world series. C'mon man...if you want to solicit yourself for sex on craigslist everyone knows you can't barter. Craigslist prostitutes are cash only! Asking to swap sex for tickets was completely unprofessional and a dead give away to the lackadaisical police that monitor craigslist and get paid off by pro pimps. So this diehard phils phan will now have to watch the game from the slammer...and too bad she didn't know ryan howard was into buxxomy ladies, she could have avoided craigslist all together.

Song of the Day

hilarious kid...dont turn it off before the drum solo (at 2:35)...

SOTB's Calling!

Friends, patrons of the blogosphere, and fellow toilet sitterers, staff (me) here at SOTB may have finally found their (his) true calling...Procter & Gamble Co. is looking to hire five "Charmin Ambassadors" to staff its Times Square bathrooms this holiday season and blog about the experience...ah yes, finally the world is catching on to the true importance and essence of blogging (as i am currently SOTB)...getting paid (very nicely too) to SOTB and blog about the experience is a wonderful opportunity for any regular bowl visitor, IBD sufferer, taco bell eater, or SOTB reader...
read all about the life changing opportunity here and check out the website here

Song of the Day

iphones are awesome

Song of the Day

the best song ever...

Badass of the Day: Three Wolf Shirt

a hilarious amazon.com joke...dwight wore the shirt in the wedding ep of the office...read the comments here to really realize how hilarious him wearing that shirt was.

Happy Holidays from SOTB

...no silly blog reading person, not happy Columbus day, what did that guy do anyway...here's a warm happy thanksgiving to all of SOTBs Canadian readers...don't know what Canadian thanksgiving is, narrowminded American?...here's robin scherbotsky to explain...

heres a mildly amusing canadian thanksgiving viral video with justin long and ellen page

Badass of the Day: Jason Beghe

here's the dude who was ridiculous as Richard Bates doing the pee-pee dance in Californication (beardless)...supposedly he used to be a big scientologist but now he is a major hater...here's his really long video (2 hours) bashing scientology...i only made it til about 5 minutes in, but he was really ridiculous in cali and i like how he speaks...hes also best friends with david ducovny...with no further ado here is the longest video ever posted on SOTB...

Badass of the Day: Baron Davis

baron staring down zohan...really just funny because baron looks ridiculous...video is for this website ibeatyou.com where people compete in dumb guinness book type things against celebrities and other random internet people for no real reason...

and here's baron and steve nash both looking ridiculous in a fake movie trailer.

this ones just funny.