For When You're Off the Bowl: Website of the Day

PeopleofWalmart.com...its greatness is self explanatory and its photos capture the true essence of Walmart...

screw the unbeatable prices, people like these, and goats like this are the real reason to be shopping at the mart...

...this one's great...pretty sure that's vick there...leinart can't even get the start on his own action figure...only at walmart, now thats unbeatable!

C'mon Man: Entourage House on Fire

the house from entourage burning down in cali fires...

Song of the Day

probably my favorite music video ever...and the songs good too (dizzee rascals in it)...this is art

and here's the same video with south park characters

Song of the Day

boobs...

99 words for boobs - watch more funny videos

Badass of the Day: Beetlejuice

a random beetlejuice clip...dudes out of his mind

there's a ton of great beetlejuice stuff on youtube, all equally as ridiculous as this

Song of the Day

here's a song on the internet about other songs and videos on the internet...if you recognize more than 10 of them you may suffer from internet addiction (see a few posts down)...some of SOTBs favorites in here

and since that is the new internet people 2...here's internet people 1, it's a little catchier

Badass of the Day: Russell Brand

one of my favorite guys out there...really a shame that I am just posting this video, a mediocre plug for MTVs upcoming VMAs...very surprised he is hosting it again after the mockery he made of the show last year, but good job MTV, now I have to watch your pathetic excuse for an award show again just to see Aldous Snow...the guys great and if you never youtubed him or don't know his story 'you've got do something'...

great pic...

Song of the Day

nick patera's newest cover, phenomenal job...guy has the voice of an angel, a beautiful ball-less angel

Badass of the Day: Chad Esteban Johnson Ochocinco

the guy has done too many ridiculous things in the past few weeks, pretty much forcing SOTB to give the once superstar turned mediocre football playing attention loving media whore/blogger, SOTBs BAOTD award...johnson turned ochocinco has been craving media attention and his newest stunt has him flying out a random twitterer to every game to help him send out in game tweets...here's a video of ochocinco telling the blogging world about his new contest from his online starburyesque show the 'ocho cinco show' (go 7 minutes in)...if you actually watch the whole video, (which I don't recommend) please take a moment to appreciate how great starburys webshow actually was and the entertainment it brought to the world, thanks marbury...so get on your twitters SOTB reader because you may have the prestigious opportunity to tweet on ochocincos very important twitter page which has featured world changing tweets like "Hello World, there is no cure,today is swagg flu Thursday, walk and talk like you know got it going on,swagg flu symptoms=haters!!!!!!" and "Do it big Wednesday, take a roll of toilet tissue with you to work= it represents you being the shit at whatever you do!! Esteban sleeps zzz"...ochocinco says he also plans on playing a little preseason QB after he was actually amazing at kicking...

watch the ocho cinco show here

Badass of the Day: Regis Philbin

Since it is Regis' 78th birthday (dude seriously looks 50), SOTB will celebrate with a little Regis impersonation contest...here are the finalists

this dude does a lot of impersonations (some pretty crappy)...regis at 40something seconds

and finally, NPH's regis impersonation (go 4:30 in)

C'mon Man: Internet Addiction

Brilliant people have opened a rehab center for internet addicts to go 'refresh'. C'mon man, you really have to give someone money to help you stop playing World of Warcraft. Hell, maybe I'm just in denial...and i'm blogging about it. Kid in the video should just go to a haircutter.

Badass of the Day: Quentin Tarantino

a 37 mil opening weekend for Inglorious Basterds helps Tarantino take home SOTBs BAOTD...o yea and hes a badass too, here's him beating down a paparazzo...

and this is what happens if you fall asleep on Tarantino's set (yes, that is a purple dildo)...

New NFL Fantasy Files

here's mojo...watch out kids

check out all of the fantasy files vids here

Song of the Day

because bob saget graced us with his presence on tonight's entourage he takes home SOTBs SOTD...well done bob you filthy old man...here's danny tanner was not gay

SOTB's Christmas List: The Potty Putter

putt while SOTB...

The Potty Putter - watch more funny videos

Trailer: Californication

Season 3, September 27th...need i say more

need more reasons to watch? here's 5...
5. Madchen Amick - Janie Jones...couldn't find any pictures where she looks close to as good as she looked in that pool scene...

4. Michelle Lombardo - surfer girl...love the random appearances

3. Rachel Miner - Dani...everyone's favorite suicide girl

2. Carly Pope - Annika...love.

1. Madeline Zima - Mia

Song of the Day

This song and fantastic blooper video is dedicated to Seattle Mariners 3rd baseman Adrian Beltre. The cupless Beltre literally busted his balls fielding a grounder and is now on the DL with a severely contused right testicle...

Badass of the Day: Damon Weaver

great kid and a great interview with the very tall and nice president obama...skip to the last 45 seconds or so for some laughs...

Badass of the Day: Ricky Gervais

hoo woulda thought it would take a talking puppet to help the UKs biggest comedian win SOTBs prestigious BAOTD award...here's gervais messing with elmo and elmo being the man right back (fantastic puppet work)...

and here's a trailer for his new movie "The Invention of Lying"...great cast (gervais, louis ck, jonah hill, martin starr, rob lowe, some funny chicks) and nice concept that will make us appreciate the power of lying

SOTB's Christmas List

ridiculous house...only in dubai

Song of the Day

First non-human SOTB SOTD winner...this stuffs crazy

Some Websites

places to go (after SOTB of course)...
Dickipedia: Wikipedia for dicks...excerpt from Brett Favre's dickipedia page, "While many people believe that crying does not belong in sports, Favre does not belong to this camp. He will readily cry at the end of every game. In this respect, Favre is like a 15-year-old girl who just got her braces off..."
Wheel of Lunch: Before you SOTB you gotta get some food in you...let the wheel decide where to eat
Jew or not Jew: Ranking the jewishness of celebs.
EngrishFunny: Botched translations kill me

Badass of the Day: Zach Galifianakis

Zachy G takes home his second SOTB BAOTD with this fantastic bad art auction...and sorry for the lack of new content, i've been constipated...

Classic: Stoop Kid

needed to put this on here...

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Badass of the Day: Hannibal Buress

funny dude

Badass of the Day: Calvin Harris

don't love the music, but this is cool...

Song of the Day

commercials for some kind of car dealership in the DC area...here's NFLers ray lewis, lavar arrington and clinton portis rocking the jingle...let eastern motors put you in a car today.

...and here's alex ovechkin trying to jingle...hilarious

Megan Fox

not really great, but it's megan fox so you gotta see it...

would have much rather had another one of these videos...can't believe this hasn't been posted on here yet, but I guess it's not the best thing to watch while SOTB...

Good Morning Megan Fox

Training Day

who needs denzel and ethan hawke when you got mcclovin and common...mildly amusing

there's a bunch of these 'cinemashes' with different actors, none as good as this one though, Click

some music

big B.o.B. fan...here's a little artist spotlight

here's him ripping on autotune...thanks autotune...

some stuff to download...
B.o.B. - Satellite
B.o.B. - I'll be in the sky

Badass of the Day: NPH

here's barney stinson...legendary

...so i really posted this so "Slappy and the Stinkers" becomes a part of everyone's everyday vernacular...here's the trailer for the 1998 blockbuster "Slappy and the Stinkers"

im not gonna post it because its 42 minutes, too long for a standard SOTB session, but if you're taking a long one, check out dr. horrible HERE

Song of the Day

most likely the last time chris brown wins SOTD...a little late on this, but here's a great wedding entrance...

...and here's their divorce (it's a joke)

Song of the Day

since a lot of my recent posts have been sports related, here's a oddly entertaining Asian man singing all the parts to every girls favorite song/friday night facebook status

Badass of the Day: Chris Cooley

the redskins TE wins SOTBs funniest tight end award with his mockery of cowboys TE J-Wit...dawg...colt brennan is the masked romo

here's another cooley made video showing the skins 2008 fantasy football draft...i love cooleys response to the lendale white pick, and fred smoot is ridiculous

and yea that blonde chick is cooleys wife...here's her all wet...cooley you're a man and a true SOTB BAOTD

Song of the Day

we in here talking bout practice...thanks autotune

Community

the pilot for the new nbc show 'community' (the one with joel mchale) is on facebook...definitely worth the 24 minutes...very quotable and chevy chase kills me...watch here , it's kinda like the breakfast club

Badass of the Day: James Franco

guys got a lot of great viral videos...here's his UCLA commencement speech

James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech from James Franco

Song of the Day: Schnitzel!

how could a song about the greatest food in the world, schnitzel, not win SOTB SOTD...this creepily amusing video is from the movie 'Hoodwinked', which I now must rent...

Badass of the Day: Chris Cooley, Jason Campbell, Marques Colston, Marc Bulger, Chris Chambers, Mason Crosby, Laurence Maroney

Well I guess its badasses of the day. I always loved these commercials, even if they are fake...the mason crosby one is hilarious...get ready for football season

Song of the Day

nba ballers mo williams, kevin durant, and rashard lewis show off their lyrical prowess in this nike commercial...watch out shaq

Mo Williams, Rashard Lewis, Kevin Durant-Nike Commercial

Badass of the Day

this guys jacked...

Song of the Day

another SOTB SOTD with a funny guy playing piano on a late night show...here's Jason Segel on Craig Ferguson a while back...

Politics Update

Here's a party I'd like to join...Australia's Sex Party

Song of the Day

Ed Helms playing the song from the Hangover on conan, with a fantastic scat at the end...go 3 minutes in..song might be nominated for an oscar, seriously...

Song of the Day

here's the former University of Miami football team, aka the 7th floor crew, with a very obscene and deserving SOTB SOTD...rappers include current NFL stars, Panthers LB jon beason and Bears TE greg olsen

Badass of the Day: Marshawn Lynch

because today is my fantasy football draft, I will blog accordingly...here's Beast Mode being the man and making me consider taking him.

oh, and here's his grill...yea that says beast mode...

also here's a hilarious segment of him on the Mayne event

C'mon Man: The Goods

Since when is it a good idea to promote a movie on WWE's monday night raw...I was excited to see this movie, but if this is how/who they are promoting it to, i'm picturing a smelly theater filled with overweight men holding up homemade signs on poster board...and why does Ken Jeong have to be in everything, he's a doctor for gods sake...

Song of the Day

gotta keep him on the first page of the blog...heres former badass of the day Ronald Jenkees being the man and taking home SOTB SOTD...

check his website here...new cd out now

Badass of the Day: Gary Busey

It had to happen one of these days...If you've never youtubed gary busey, go set aside at least a week to see/hear some of the most ridiculous and brilliant stuff ever. Guy can win badass of the day every day...enjoy this gem

check the website he is talking about here...and don't mess with this guy, he'll pull your endocrine system out of your body.

SOTB's Christmas List: Buy this for your girlfriend

all of the work, none of the mess!

Trailer: A Serious Man

the coen brothers newest movie...its going to be fine

Badass of the Day: DJ Ol' Youngin'

former dental hygenist...workin on em teeth!...another funny people post, so watch accordingly...this video is really of raaaandy, the obnoxious over the top dane cookian comedian played by that aziz guy from human giant...check part 2 and 3 for more ridiculousness

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

you can also check out his website www.laughyourdickoff.com...the soundboard is pretty hilarious...raaaaaaandy may also be getting his own movie, read about it here

See This Movie

Merman star George simmons stars in the new romp 're-do'...seriously, don't watch if you haven't seen funny people...check out george-simmons.com for more clips/posters of george simmons pseudo-movies

George Simmons in "Re-Do" (Adam Sandler - Funny People) from Justin Long

my favorite george simmons movie is still 'my best friend is a robot'

Song of the Day

Nick Swardson ridiculousness...another classic song thanks to my youtube favorites list

Badass of the Day: Paul Rudd

a classic fake interview with paul rudd...'i dont know randy shops at thrift stores, what do you care faggot'

'theres only 3 things that i need, air, ocean...'