7.31.2009

More Marbury

just can't get enough of the guy...here's him at the airport being himself, i guess

Badass of the Day: Zach Galifianakis

Some interviews from the big G's fake interview show 'between two ferns'. Dude can get away with anything, and everything he does is funny.
"the women in the show sure are pretty..."

"you shaved your head for v for vendetta..."

he also has interviews with bradley cooper, michael cera, and timmy kimbols

RunPee

In an attempt to promote other bathroom related sites, this one, RunPee.com, tells you the best time to pee during movies.

C'mon Man: The Naked Cowboy

So the naked cowboy wants to run for mayor of NYC. C'mon man. Here is his campaign video. He says that he hopes this video gives us a better idea of who he is, well, yes naked cowboy man, making your campaign video sitting legs crossed wearing only underwear and a cowboy hat while sitting on a floral armchair gives me a pretty good idea of who you are. His 'grassroots marketing campaign', aka holding a guitar while wearing no clothes, has actually given the dude a surprising amount of cash, enough to even buy some pants, but at the end of the day he's still just a mediocre guitar player wearing only his underwear taking pictures with tourists.

Best Line: regarding his father "he was a vice president of pro tem, which is latin, and that obviously sounds pretty important".


for his campaign website click here

7.30.2009

Badass of the Day: Perry Hilton

he's been a badass for a while now, but he deserves the award for BotD and what better day than July 30 to hit him with the SOTB BOTD award. So congrats Perry Hilton. You will recognize Perry, or Eric Christian Olsen, from movies like 'Dumb and Dumberer', 'Fired up', 'Beerfest', and if you're lame enough, the zach braff lead mega downer/bore 'the last kiss' (i've seen it). Anyway, he is great as his Perry Hilton character.

i went over to lindsey lohans barbecue, and by bbq i mean...

jeremy piven...a lot of 5 and 6's dressed like nines


LIFES TASTY

Song of the Day

Bo Burnham...saw this guy on comedy central a while ago and instantly youtube favorited him...he's in the Yo Teach! videos and has a small role in funny people...dudes also writing a musical comedy/anti high school musical for apatow, which he will most likely star in...read about it here

go to 10 seconds

Yo Teach!

judd apatow made this dumb/satirized high school sitcom with jason schwartzman playing his 'funny people' role to virally market(?) the movie...i laughed twice

check out more eps and the website...here

C'mon Man: Miley Cyrus Stalker



So this 50 something year old freak was arrested (but for some reason let go) for stalking prepubescent miley cyrus. This dude said "I've kinda been watching everything she does" and thinks that Hannah communicates with him through the TV. He was booked for making crude comments and fighting with police at some Miley event intended for 13 year old teenie boppers. During his battle with police the perv shouted "F--- you and your rules!" and "I will f-ing be with Miley! The only bigger perv I can think of is this guy...



I guess miley broke up with this 20 year old underwear model, but if I read their john mayer lyric riddled twitter posts correctly, this highly illegal couple is ready for round 2! He's 20, she's 16. C'mon man. Stop rocking the cradle and grow up, or at least wait a couple of years for miley to. When asked about the relationship her best friend Lizzie said she's just being Miley.

Oh heres a very creepy little video of the stalker guy being just a general perv...

You're welcome for the Miley update!

7.29.2009

Badass of the Day: Rex Lee aka LLOYD

you mind being on bengay duty...

Song of the Day

wait for this nick patera guy to come in at 1:23...

if you want more of nicky p, heres a classic of him doing both aladdin and jasmines parts in a whole new world...really beautiful...

marburys still at it

watch the live feed here...who knows what will happen

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7.28.2009

C'mon Man: Clinton Portis

Clinton Portis always loved to dress up, but this combination Scott Steiner/Sisqo get up is, as the song of the day would say, bonkers. I don't want anyone on my fantasy football roster looking like this, sorry clinton.

some music

not a flo rida fan, but this one should be big
Flo Rida - She's Going Crazy

guys rap over popular/electronic songs...check out 'Kids' too
Chiddy Bang - Truth (ft. Passion Pit)

guys make great remixes...if you got sick of the regular 'My Dick', dance to this one
The Hood Internet - Dick Move

new panic...check youtube for whole song
Panic! at the Disco - New Perspective

one to nap to...
Bon Iver - Skinny Love

and of course...the new hov
Jay-Z Ft. Kanye & Rihanna - Run This Town

best movie ever?

In quite possibly the greatest pairing ever, Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis will team up in 'Due Date', plus it's directed by Todd Phillips. I'm already adding this one to my favorite movies list.



RDJ + Hangover

seth rogen vs. entourage

seth rogen did not dig turtles little rant about his ugliness. some harsh words from the superbad funny person.

Seth Rogen Calls Entourage Creator 'Asshole,' 'Moron'

Starbury breaking down

look a few posts down to watch his live daily stream of cracked out ridiculousness, i've seen him nearly strip down to nothing and make fake advertisements for items lying around his room, but this breakdown truly shows how far the guy has fell off the planet.

Badass of the Day

you'll laugh at first...but hes the man

Song of the Day

bonkers.

7.27.2009

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stephon marbury has officially spiraled off the planet...i am embarrassed to own his fathead, and his sneakers